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My bathroom is the best washing bay  Come and let me wash your body today  My hand and my tongue will be the duster  I will be your mate and you will be my master  I connect with you like Bonwire and the Kente weaver  And I love it especially when I have to take the seat as a driver  After brightening you up  I want to heat you up  Open your bonnet and let me inspect the 6.75-litre V12 engine  Water level and lubricants, making sure they are all clean  Just mere sight of your interior  Makes me feel superior  Another thing that I love about you is the shape of your headlamp  It complements your body like rice in a swamp  Your lights brights like the sunshine  And the sound of your horns is like 50 vuvuzelas times nine  Not to talk of your back axle and your wheels  Driving on a 21 inch chrome rims with yokohama tires, you know how ...

  Me nuabaa, sɛ wote si wo mfeɛ aduonu (20) mu a, mmarima bu wo so sei tam, a wɔn mu dodoɔ no ara pɛ sɛ wɔware wo. Wɔnntoto wo ase koraa. Wo WhatsApp nnya ahomegyeɛ biara, na wo Facebook mpo deɛ yɛnnka - sɛ wohome mpo wɔ hɔ a, nnipa bɛyɛ 400 na wɔkyerɛ anisɔ wɔ ho (likes); na nnipa bɛyɛ 350 na wɔtwerɛ biribi fa ho. Sɛ wote si kurom a, sɛ mmarima reto wo seesee ara ni. Wo mpokua wɔ ne mmabunu berɛ mu nti ɛhwɛ obiara a ɔgyina w'anim sɛdeɛ ɔyere hwɛ okunu pa anim. W'ano ma ahomeka, na wo nan a ɛsisi fam ne w'anantu twe adwa. Saa berɛ yi, sɛ wo ho yɛ tan mpo a, ɛntumi nna adi esiane sɛ wo honam akwaa nyinaa gyina brane. Saa berɛ yi, wo to tumi bu akyakya woso ma amansan di w'akyi fom kwan. Me nuabaa, yeinom nyinaa nyɛ bɔne na mmom wonim biribi? Mfomsoɔ a mmaa dodoɔ no ara yɛ no saa berɛ yi ne sɛ: Wɔtumi gyina nsɛmwa biara so gyae mmarima bi a anka wɔne wɔnom ahyɛ abrabɔ ase. Asɛm ketewa biara a ɛbɛsi wɔ wɔn ayɔnkofa mu no, wɔgyina so ne ɔbarima no gyae....