[Poem] My Rolls Royce Phantom

My bathroom is the best washing bay 

Come and let me wash your body today 

My hand and my tongue will be the duster 

I will be your mate and you will be my master 

I connect with you like Bonwire and the Kente weaver 

And I love it especially when I have to take the seat as a driver 

After brightening you up 

I want to heat you up 

Open your bonnet and let me inspect the 6.75-litre V12 engine 

Water level and lubricants, making sure they are all clean 

Just mere sight of your interior 

Makes me feel superior 

Another thing that I love about you is the shape of your headlamp 

It complements your body like rice in a swamp 

Your lights brights like the sunshine 

And the sound of your horns is like 50 vuvuzelas times nine 

Not to talk of your back axle and your wheels 

Driving on a 21 inch chrome rims with yokohama tires, you know how it feels 

2011 model centenary collection bespoke 

This is no joke 

This car was actually customize by God 

Because apart from money, a normal person cannot afford 

I love you 

And I know a lot of guys are dying to take a ride in you 

You know I hold the keys to the heart of you, my dear car 

So please can I ignite you now? I promise i will not go far 

As I start, ta whe whe whe.. 

The sound from the car, hm, so smooth... hehehe hehehe 

Wow, she has a very good starter 

she has petrol engine and doesn't need a heater 

I have taken control 

Just about to roll 

I adjusted the seat 

And stretched my feet 

I shut the door and rolled up my windows 

For where I'm going and when I am coming back only God knows 

I embark on a trip from Spintex road to Tantra hills 

Exhibiting my driving skills 

I drove faster, slow down, faster, meandering my way through the traffic 

Driving through the night with no road blocks is just fun-tasti-c 

I am not a rough Ryder or the Formula 1 champ Michael Schumacher 

But I know my role in this movie and I play it well like Tom Baker 

She is one the reason why Somali pirates hijacked the Russian tanker 

Since I had her, in Ghana, I have become a policy maker 

And I humbly take that pride 

Because politicians want to have her on their side 

I can confidently say, Kennedy Agyapong you got her older sister or her replica 

Because they are twins and she is the only one in Africa 

She is relatively heavy and has stability 

From Accra to Nakpanduri, she has the ability 

At 5350 rpm, she produces 453 horsepower 

And in just 5.7 seconds, her power-plant propels me to 60 miles per hour 

She has got class 

She has my autograph embossed on her like I'm Antonio Banderas 

And anytime I park her in a public place 

People just bow to me like I am the new Otumfuo from the Manhyia palace 

From the time I took possession of her, no engine troubles 

And by far, the best item talking of convertibles amongst my collectibles 

She knows when to change her outlook when we are on the road 

And in the boot, my rubber socks is the only load 

35 years warranty like Prez Kuffour and Theresa's marriage 

The price is the only disadvantage 

Economically, she is difficult to manage 

Because of her, I see my old girlfriend Mercedes as a garbage

In Nigeria she turned a lot of politicians into robbers 

And in Ghana, a number of business men have become drug dealers 

She is technologically advance 

She is originally from England, but has siblings in Germany and France

Anytime she leaves my washing bay, I find it difficult to concentrate 

Everywhere she goes, she sparks a debate 

Even though i know she will be safe, she is sleek, reliable and capacious, 

She is also comfortable to be with, very attractive and very spacious 

In the midst of a million, if I have to choose at random 

I will choose the Roll Royce Phantom.

by Rhyme Sonny

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